What About Ass Filet?

Melrose Diner, Chicago, IL

Diner #1: What's the butt steak?
Server: It's like rump roast, but we call it butt steak.
Diner#1: Oh, huh...
Diner #2: Don't pay attention, he just wanted to say 'butt steak'.
Server: Don't worry; everyone does.

(I should also include that this server looked exactly like Carson Kressley from QESG)

submitted by Ami