Thursday, May 05, 2005

Aww, Come On...He's an Orphan

Neon Cactus, West Lafayette, IN

Drunk Guy: Would you go out with me if I told you my father was Pope John Paul II?
Girl: Me? No, sorry.
Drunk Guy: What if I told you Terri Schiavo was my mom?
Girl: I would feel sorry for you, but no date.

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